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1 + 1 = 2
this is called deja vu
what do you think
are you reading this new
or have you been here
B4
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# of funerals you've attended
over
# of weddings you've attended
is a function of your indifference
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( your age x 1.5 ) - 7 = oldest age of lovers you should take
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the time it takes a space spider to spin its web is inversely proportional to the reason the ocean bleeds roses in April
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happiness divided by regret is ignorance squared
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greed to the power of power is insanity
and also equals money
(which we know from previous proofs to be the root of all evil)
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surface area of covers you steal
x
surface area of the bed you usurp
=
time you spend in the doghouse
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twice nothing is nothing
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hope + fear + sun + trees + alone + houses + books + helping + guilt + boldness + self-deprecation + moonlight + childhood + water + writing + perhaps + running + fall + bees + hardwood floors + legs + variety + watermelon + forts in the woods + tears + screaming from the rooftops + coffee + cormorant + freshly cut grass + oranges + doubt + friendship + wind + learning + losing + crawling in the gutters + when it all first came crashing down + sugar + work + what we most want + what was before we remember + all those things that will remain unknown = life
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M(everyth(I)ng)
E***which is to say that I am in everything and everything is also in me***----------
The shortest distance between two points is a writer and a beer.
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a dessert often served with ice cream and coming in forms such as pumpkin, hoof, rhubarb, blackberry, entrails, cream of toast, etc. is 3.14159265358979323846... (
but I can't tell you why)----------
1, 2, 3, 4
who's opinion matters more?
2, 4, 6, 8
whose do we appreciate?
not others (CLAP! CLAP!)
not others (CLAP! CLAP!)
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horseshoeampersandtruthallpossibleworldshawkslogicsebillieseergofortebussesineronobiliedemistruxsewasinemcowsandux
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in the end
everything will be OK
people do whatever they have to do in order to make themselves happybecause if it isn't OK
then it's not the end
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your greatest joy is equivalent to your greatest sorrow
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the only thing less than your time is the time you don't take listening to other
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life = love = life = love = life = love = life = love = life = love ...